{"product_id":"upcyled-wood-shelf-sitter-caffiene-chaos-cuss-words","title":"Upcycled Wood Shelf Sitter – \"Caffeine, Chaos \u0026 Cuss Words\" | Reclaimed Lumber Funny Sign","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFueled by caffeine, held together by chaos, powered by cuss words.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis handcrafted shelf sitter is made from upcycled construction lumber — reclaimed wood hand-painted with the motto that gets so many of us through the day. Tuck it on your desk, kitchen counter, coffee bar, or office shelf for an instant mood boost (and a few knowing laughs).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDimensions: 5½\" H × 5¼\" W × 1½\" D\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Upcycled \/ reclaimed construction lumber\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFinish: Hand-painted\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHandcrafted by Helengails Artistic Creations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy upcycled?\u003c\/strong\u003e Each piece is made from salvaged wood, so grain, texture, and character vary slightly — making yours genuinely one of a kind. No two are exactly alike.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA spot-on gift for coworkers, coffee lovers, moms, or anyone who keeps it real. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Helengails Artistic Creations","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48508433039543,"sku":null,"price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0717\/0244\/6263\/files\/sscusswords_1.png?v=1780262174","url":"https:\/\/helengails.myshopify.com\/products\/upcyled-wood-shelf-sitter-caffiene-chaos-cuss-words","provider":"Helengails Artistic Creations","version":"1.0","type":"link"}